So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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