check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?