Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!