You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wish my penis had a tongue
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
and you fell through a lawn chair
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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