i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
ok first of all what the fuck
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