Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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