I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep