I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You are a genius and a whore.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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