How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?