Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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