my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
high people should be assigned attendants
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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