Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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