how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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