dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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