How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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