Walk of Shame. In a state park.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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