he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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