I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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