He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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