Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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