I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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