I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize