Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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