Duck Duck Cougar?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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