Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
