so explain again why im purple
no
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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