Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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