That's when you crack a 10am beer
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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