So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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