Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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