girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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