break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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