thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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