I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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