I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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