The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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