Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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