Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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