dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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