Already got asked if we're dating
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My day in three words: secret purse cake
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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