I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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