You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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