We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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