Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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