Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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