yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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