I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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