yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
