You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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