So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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