ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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