okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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