As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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