he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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