How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i want to swaddle you in tequila
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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