Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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