Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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