i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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